It's been two days now and I seem to be settling into my new age quite nicely. I don't feel all that different; however I am feeling more and more like an adult with every new birthday. I truly never thought that would happen. This was very apparent to me when I decided to go to the mall on my birthday. Maybe not the best idea since it was also a holiday and in Queens there really isn't anything else to do in February but go to the mall. So, Tyler and I trudged our way over along with every middle school student in the area and attempted to shop. It was a brave attempt but I was getting more and more steamed with every shirt a bra pulled right out of my hands. I was ready to punch someone in the face. Tyler was right there with me, his imaginary red alert light flashing uncontrollably, led him to check this lady in Victoria's Secret and almost knock her down. That fat bitch deserved it. She slammed my leg when she tried to open a drawer, stole my bra and stole my sales girl. See you next Tuesday.
The mall was a bust, but the day before was really when we celebrated my birthday. We went to a Broadway show, Avenue Q, which confirmed once again for me that I have to play Kate Monster. HAVE TO! I will find a way. After the show we ate at my favorite little diner, The Cup, and our fabulous chick server with the mohawk was amazing. So, we'll just count that as my birthday.
One more year until twenty ten. I'm so ready.
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