Deaf people are loud

Ah, the irony. I can't get to sleep. Is it because I have a million things bouncing around in my head? Maybe. Or, it could be the deaf people who live above me. Yep, that's what it is. They are the loudest humans on earth. At first I thought someone was dying up there, then I thought they might be vampires, or cat people. No, just deaf. They screetch louder than chimpanzees and I swear they wear wooden shoes. Whatever...it's after 2 and they have picked this hour as the perfect time to rearrange the furniture. Lucky me. I'm determined to get to sleep. Earplugs? Check. Soothing nature sounds on my alarm? Check. Windows open to let the sounds of NYC in? Check. Dreamland, here I come. ~Ro