REJECTED!!!

Long story short.

Found out about a fabulous audition...perfect for me.

Had a good feeling...worked once before.

Practiced.

Prepared.

Woke up at 6:00am to be there at 7:00 to sign up and wait in line for the audition to open at 10:00...number 23 on the list of over 200.

Ready to perform and kick some serious ass.

Pussy-ass monitor and producer decide to type cast.

Stood in a line and was CAST OUT before I could even sing...BITCHES!!!

Their loss...I incorporated a 'spread eagle' that was sure to be a crowd pleaser.

The only positive about the experience was that I ran into some friends from tour who were not kept either and we were able to have breakfast and do a bit of catching up. I love you Jenny, Sarah and Chris.

Took out all my aggression at body conditioning class and I'm paying dearly for it. I can't move my arms and I'm a gimp going down stairs.

On my way home my friend Amanda called me all stressed. She nearly burned down her kitchen and was in a frenzie trying to prepare for her husband's surprise birthday party. Rochelle, the domestically disabled, to the rescue. I don't know what came over me. I turned that kitchen into my bitch, making little party sandwiches, english muffin pizzas, deviled eggs, slicing watermelon (with no injuries), cupcakes...a serious spread. It should have been documented because I don't think Tyler will ever see such a thing again. At least, not for a very long time. The party was a hit and I saved the day. Yea..go me!

Tomorrow is my 10 year high school reunion. I hope they all enjoy comparing how many kids they have now and when their houses will be done with contruction in Herriman. As my Granny would have said, "To each his own." Wise words and that's about all I have to say regarding that subject for now.

"I wanna drink goat's blood."

"But son, it's only Tuesday."

That's for C$ and the ShizNick.